one day moses was walkin by da nile river
ramses came up 2 him an say “moses i kno ur my bro ther but i lov u let us make love in the river”
moss was lyke “no ramses das gay an d god say homosex is bad”
reeses cry and scream “fuk ur god i AM PHARAOHi m hte mornin and evenin g star” so up high into sky
but mose s open up rivre and push rammes in “thou shall not curse motherfucker”
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'